Knock, knock! Yep, it’s me again, bringing you the absolute best collection of flirty knock-knock jokes because regular flirting is clearly way too mainstream.
I pull these jokes on my woman (GF, yep I’m not married YET) sometimes, and she finds them cringe, but deep down I know she loves it because she always laughs by the second one.
I’ve searched online for jokes like these before, not once, but way too many times, and after visiting the same websites again and again, I thought, why not create my own and share them here?
We already have an entire category dedicated to jokes, so why not add these gems? Anyways, you’re here for the jokes, right? Scroll down and enjoy!
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Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
So, you’re looking for a quick and cheeky way to flirt? Say no more! These classics are so good, they practically deliver themselves.
Ready to have someone rolling their eyes but secretly loving every second? You’re welcome!
Joke #1
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you… and I’m really hoping you love me back.
Joke #2
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.
Joke #3
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my date tonight?
Joke #4
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me thinking about you again.
Joke #5
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh had me blushing since the first text.
Joke #6
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy not to fall for me… it’s impossible, I swear.
Joke #7
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I take you out sometime?
Joke #8
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I think about you.
Joke #9
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia body makes me this flirty… you’ve got me distracted.
Joke #10
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be mine, or should I keep knocking?
Joke #11
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry nice of you to steal my heart like that.
Joke #12
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-ways think about you. Can’t help it.
Joke #13
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole you be mine for just one date?
Joke #14
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea mine already, you know you want to.
Joke #15
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hold hands and maybe more?
Joke #16
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid’ve told me sooner you were this adorable.
Joke #17
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin about you all day long.
Joke #18
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry lucky to have someone like you.
Joke #19
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luna.
Luna who?
Luna the stars, I’d still pick you.
Joke #20
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew me in with just one look.
Joke #21
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Charm.
Charm who?
Charm all yours if you say the word.
Joke #22
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Flirt.
Flirt who?
Flirt with me again and I might just fall for you.
Joke #23
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar sweet, sugar fine, will you be my Valentine?
Joke #24
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me now or I’m knocking again.
Joke #25
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach perfect, just like your smile.
Joke #26
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tickle.
Tickle who?
Tickle me surprised, you’re even cuter in person.
Joke #27
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Babe.
Babe who?
Babe mine… pretty please?
Joke #28
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star light, star bright, I’m thinking of you tonight.
Joke #29
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, I know you’re laughin’.
Joke #30
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher your heart with me and I’ll take care of it.
Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes For Her
Gentlemen (and whoever else wants to make her blush), pay attention!
These are tailor-made to put a smile on her face, get a giggle going, and maybe even spark something special.
Let’s hope she finds these as adorable as your awkward charm.
Joke #31
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel ever met anyone as beautiful as you.
Joke #32
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud you be mine? Because I’m floating every time I see you.
Joke #33
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose up this morning thinking about you.
Joke #34
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweetie pie, you just made my whole day better.
Joke #35
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart to believe someone like you is real.
Joke #36
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sun.
Sun who?
Sunbody told me you’ve got the prettiest smile.
Joke #37
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love seeing your name pop up on my phone.
Joke #38
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream about you last night. Not sorry.
Joke #39
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blush.
Blush who?
Blushin’ every time I talk to you.
Joke #40
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile if you’re secretly into me too.
Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes For Him
Ladies and gents looking to charm your man, it’s your time to shine. These knock-knocks will have him thinking you’re the funniest, cutest thing around.
Even if they pretend they’re too cool to laugh, trust me, they’re totally loving it.
Joke #41
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome guy just made me forget what I was gonna say.
Joke #42
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hero.
Hero who?
Hero the one I’ve been waiting for.
Joke #43
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hot.
Hot who?
Hot you get even cuter when you smile?
Joke #44
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Flex.
Flex who?
Flex me your number and let’s not waste time.
Joke #45
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beau.
Beau who?
Beau mine and I’ll spoil you daily.
Joke #46
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crush.
Crush who?
Crushin’ on you kinda hard… hope that’s okay.
Joke #47
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ace.
Ace who?
Ace time you stop being so perfect?
Joke #48
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
King.
King who?
King you stop stealing my attention every day?
Joke #49
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack your number into my phone already.
Joke #50
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Date.
Date who?
Date me and I’ll prove flirting was just the beginning.
Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes For Your Crush
Ah, crushes… Exciting but also kinda terrifying, right? No worries though, these jokes here are perfect ice-breakers.
They’re cute, flirty, and subtle enough that you can just laugh them off if things get awkward (been there, done that!).
Joke #51
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Guess.
Guess who?
Guess who’s into you? (Hint: it’s me.)
Joke #52
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hey.
Hey who?
Hey… just thinking about how cute you are.
Joke #53
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Callie.
Callie who?
Callie me crazy, but I think we’d look cute together.
Joke #54
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Layla.
Layla who?
Layla little closer, I’ve got a secret… I like you.
Joke #55
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Why.
Why who?
Why are you so fine and still single?
Joke #56
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven a hard time pretending I don’t have a crush on you.
Joke #57
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to steal my heart.
Joke #58
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knew.
Knew who?
Knew from the start I’d catch feelings for you.
Joke #59
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you nonstop lately.
Joke #60
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts… are they about me too?
Knock-Knock, It’s Flirt O’Clock!
And there you have it, my carefully hand-picked, tried-and-sometimes-tested (fine, a few were totally made up) collection of knock-knock gems.
Whether you’re testing the waters with a crush or keeping the spark alive with your person, these jokes are your new go-to move.
Now go out there, flirt like a legend, and remember, a laugh gets you closer to the heart… or at least earns you some brownie points. Good luck!
